Menacing
Posted in regular by Sabine on December 7, 2009
‘If I see you again, I’ll kill you.’
That’s what I told a mosquito and I felt utterly bad-ass saying it.
If only he could just provoke me a little bit with his stinger and buzz annoyingly in my face, I would have an opportunity to channel Clint Eastwood and say ‘Go ahead, make my day.’* If only.
*Am I the only one who dreams of saying this at least once in my life?
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Don’t forget to ask David how a shop attendant put him to utter shame during his vegan phase when she shouted across the shop (Monoprix in the center of Aix…) “Josiaaaaaaaneeeeuuuh! There’s a man who wants a product to repel mosquitos without killing them!” And the entire shop turned and looked at him as if he’d lost his mind.
He has since founded the speedy reincarnation for mosquitos club! Involves a lot of clapping and is totally environmentally (but not mosquito) friendly!
Alors ça, c’est trop fort!!! Té, Josiane, comme je te le dis: ‘sans les tuer’. Je l’adore mon beau-frère :)
J’avoue que je me sens toute coupable et l’autre jour j’ai réussi à en attraper un sous un verre (si si!!), mais si c’est eux ou moi, la plupart du temps c’est eux au final.