I can’t breathe and am still coughing much (pass the whisky!), so out of desperation I took some drops that are supposed to be good for what I’ve got.
Except, I still can’t breathe so I suspect they did nothing for my nose (or cough). I think their really high alcohol content went all to my head instead. I am in one of these mental states where I know I would burst out laughing if anyone said anything to me. The slightest thing is striking me as completely hilarious for no good reason.
I will need to severely limit my social interactions for the rest of the day because I risk offending every person I speak with. Even though I might disagree with myself right now, it actually isn’t funny.
(Image is from here).