You’re so French
Christian tells me this from time to time. Usually when I have blurted out something that he considers a nugget of the French essence or spirit.
Past ‘You’re so French’ have been given when I have asked: ‘Who are Crosby Stills and Nash?’ or when I have ragged on something in a ‘we do it better’ or ‘let’s strike’ kind of way.
The last ‘You’re so French’ to date was given a few nights ago while watching tv. It went something like this:
Me: ‘What is this Mighty Boosh?’
Christian: ‘It’s surreal humour.’
Me: ‘Is it surreal British humour?’
Christian: ‘Yes.’
Me: ‘Oh god no.’
PS: Another good one for Christian is when I ask ‘Who are those Three Stooges? And if ‘stooge’ means idiot, then they are calling themselves ‘The Three Idiots’. Why would they do that?’




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